Annoying Things Asked/Said To Me While Pregnant

Now that I'm pregnant people seem to want to talk to me more. I gather that sometimes they just really don't know what to say because they end up saying/asking me things that drive me up the wall. Here are a few

Q: Who's the father? 

I'm not entirely sure why this would be a question someone would like to know the answer to, especially if they don't really know you like that. It leaves me wondering if they work for Maury or something. Should I answer it by saying "I'm 1000% sure that its my bf"? I feel almost as if the person is hoping I say I don't know who the father is.

Q:Did You Guys Plan It?

Again, This is one of those questions that I really don't understand why people ask. Are you expecting me to say "Nope. it just happened"

Q:Are You Guys Going To Get Married Now?

Um No. The last thing I want to do is get married just because I'm pregnant. I would like to think that we should get married when we truly want to so take your opinion and shove it!

 Q:OMG! You're Eating again?

In case you haven't noticed, there's someone growing inside of me that is sucking all of my freaking nutrients. Of course I am going to be hungrier than you and more often.  

Q:OMG! You Have to Pee Again?

Ummmm I have a person sitting on my bladder who also kicks and punches it. So yea, I have to go again 

Get All The Rest You Can. 

Yea that all sounds good in theory, but you try sleeping when you have to go to the bathroom every 20-30 minutes. 

You've Gotten So Big. 

This one doesn't bother me so much when people who I see often say it. It's the people that don't see me often that irk me. I'm 9 months now, so if you last saw me when I was 2-3 months, then it is only natural that I'm bigger.

You can't have coffee.

STFU you try to quit cafe con leche cold turkey. Eff you. I'm allowed my 200 mg a day and I shall have it when I want to.

Q: Are You Ready For All The Pain? 

I mean I know that it is not going to be a cakewalk, but seriously don't you have anything positive to say at all? 

Q: Are You Ready For Those Sleepless Nights?

Really? Because I thought the best way to get a good night's rest was to have a newborn. Geesh I know the baby is going to cry alot so there's no way that I'm not ready for it.

Q: Are You Going To Have More Kids?

Did you just say kids? As in plural? Geesh can I have this child first?


I mean there's more of them but these are a few of the main ones.