Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Things I Hate About Facebook


1. The fact that I know like 2 people that FB thinks I may know. Who in the hell is this person that I have 20+ mutual friends with, but I've never seen?
2. Girls who do the kissy/fishy face! You can't be ready to kiss every single time you take a picture, so stop puckering up.
3. Boys who flash wads of cash but most of the wad is dollar bills. Sooo you have 2 $50 bills, 1 $20 bills, 3 $5 bills, and like 20 $1 bills? That doesn't make you a baller. Sorry!
4. People who go out of their way to make their relationships seem perfect. If you know what I knew about your relationship, then you would stfu and not post foolishness.
5. Girls who act like hos for attention on FB, then get offended when dudes approach them. What do you expect when your status say "I want to fuck"? You put it for attention yet you're surprised that you got some.
6. People who write really lengthy, anger filled statuses, yet they spell everything wrong and can't form complete sentences. I know you're mad, I just don't know who did what, nor do I walk away knowing what was said.
7. People that send me a friend request simply because I commented on the same status as them.
8. People who write the same status over and over just for likes. Okay, you posted it before and you got a ton of likes, let's not overdo it by posting it various times hoping for the same outcome.
9. People who can't handle a simple FB discussion. If you're overly sensitive and can't handle the opinion of others, then a social network may not be the place for you. Better yet, just stay off the internet.
10. People who are always writing statuses about the amount of haters that they have. These same people have nothing to hate on, so theoretically the people hating on them have even less... *shrugs*


The list goes on, but I'm tired of writing. I could be here all day.

1 comment:

  1. I am with you on #1 I love when this one guy tried to convince me that because we had 32 friends in common we were bound to meet at some point. Loser!

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